ooh mr. egbert, a pesterlog

[prankstersgambit]

EB: ok.
EB: considering we have yet to properly meet in person.
EB: is it weird if i say i miss you?
EB: i know it's totally uncool and unironically sappy, but is it WEIRD?
TG: nah
TG: i feel it too a little
TG: i guess
TG: but the thing is
TG: everything about you is uncool and unironically sappy
TG: its part of your inexplicable charm
EB: why thank you.
EB: i mean, i always thought my charm was pretty explicable.
EB: i am suaaaaaaaave.
EB: >:)
EB: > :)
EB: >:)
TG: oh man now im all overcome by your supersuave eyebrow waggling
EB: are you swooning, dave?
EB: 'cause i totally will catch you.
EB: like the supersuave dude i am.
TG: yes john im swooning
TG: in a manly way
TG: manliest swoon ever
EB: let's do it.
EB: and i will leave my cravat on.
EB: i wear a cravat now.
TG: and suddenly bodices are ripping all over the place
TG: clothes spontaneously coming off random strangers
TG: and im somehow even gayer for you
EB: it was amazing.